Wednesday, July 20

A Whole Buncha Shows

I'VE BEEN BAD AT POSTING. I'M SORRY. I WAS SWAMPED ALL LAST WEEK. I WAS SUPPOSED TO GO INTO THE WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM AND LONG STORY SHORT, I DIDN'T. I HAD TO RUN FOR MY LIFE AND KILL THE GANGSTERS I SAW KILL MY WIFE AND BABY BOY, ALL WHILE I WAS POISONED.

But Let's not Dwell on the Negative- I'm Back with 3 Amazing Shows. That You Can't Miss!



It's Time For the Del Close Marathon...Check the Calendar For More Shows and Details.

THE UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE AT SUMMERSTAGE
A Free Performance of ASSSSCAT in Central Park
JULY 21st, 2005
Doors 6:30pm
Performance at 7:00pm

The Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre is proud to announce their participation in the 20th anniversary of Central Park SummerStage by doing a special presentation of their weekly show ASSSSCAT. All four original members of the The Upright Citizens Brigade: Matt Besser (Crossballs: The Debate Show, The Bernie Mac Show), Amy Poehler (Saturday Night Live, Mean Girls), Ian Roberts (Anchorman, Bring it On) and Matt Walsh (Elf, Old School) will host their no-holds barred fully-improvised show which promises to be the largest long-form improvisational performance ever seen.

This performance features Saturday Night Live’s Horatio Sanz and Rob Riggle, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart’s Rob Corddry, and Paul Scheer from VH1’s Best Week Ever plus special guests.

This special performance of ASSSSCAT takes place on July 21st 7:30pm at the Rumsey Playfield just south of 72nd Street Central Park. This performance is totally free and is one of the many events in support of the UCB Theatre’s 7th Annual Del Close Improvised Marathon.

Location and Directions Central Park SummerStage is located at Rumsey Playfield in Central Park. Enter the park at 69th Street and 5th Avenue on the east side or at 72nd Street and Central Park West on the west side.

Subway
East side: 6 train to 68th or 77th Streets
West side: 1, 2, 3, 9, B or C trains to 72nd Street
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Match Game 76
For the last 5 years a strange occurence has happened, a time vortex opens on the UCB Theater Stage and the audience is transported back to Hollywood California in 1976 to see a taping of MATCH GAME 76. Scholars believe that this will once again happen this year. Will you be there..I know Gene Rayburn and Elliott Gould will be. Please be aware that breaking the time continum affects the celebrities and fights might break out and the audience in the front row are in danger!

Featuring:
Last Year The Cast Included:
Uncle Sam
Jimmy Carter
Burt Reynolds
Dom Deliuse
Sandy Duncan
Burt Reynolds
Loni Anderson
Col. Sanders
David Lee Roth
Gene Wilder
Elliott Gould
Evil Knievel
Charles Manson and many More!

Sunday, July 24, 2:30 am
@ Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre
307 West 26th Street
(between 8th and 9th Avenues)
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CRASH TEST presents... DATE TEST!
Monday, July 25 - 11 pm
UCB Theatre (26th btw. 8th and 9th Ave)

Are young, single, and ready to meet someone special?

If so - this Monday at "Crash Test" let acclaimed dating gurus Paul Scheer and Aziz Ansari set you up on a dream date! We'll treat you and your date to fine wine, delicious food, and much, much more. In addition, we have some great comedians joining us for this special installment of "Crash Test" including...

Todd Barry (Conan, "Falling of the Bone" on Comedy Central Records)

Patrick Borelli (Conan, Comedy Central)

and

Dan Cronin (Conan, Comedy Central)

If you are interested in Paul and Aziz setting you up on a date, please send us an email with the subject line "Date Test" and also include whether you are a boy or girl in the subject. In the body of the email, provide us a link to your myspace profile or friendster profile to crashtestUCB@gmail.com. Also answer three questions for us:

1) Whats your favorite band?

2) Whats your favorite movie?

3) What celebrity do you most associate yourself with?

We'll only be setting up 3 dates, so act fast! You'll just need to show up at 10 pm at the UCB Theatre on Monday before "Crash Test" and Paul and Aziz will take care of the rest.

Don't miss this rare opportunity to let professional matchmakers Paul Scheer and Aziz Ansari set you up on the date of a lifetime!

3 Comments:

At 10:49 AM, Blogger somethingfresh said...

So I've already seen Asssscat maybe too many times, but I'm very captivated to see it in the park. I have a feeling it's going to be a much different vibe...
Originally I wasn't going to attend b/c Kaiser Chiefs are playing Webster Hall, but really there was no way I was going to miss seeing UCB in Central Park. I can't wait. Have a good show!

 
At 4:33 PM, Blogger somethingfresh said...

So last night I didn't get to see UCB at Central Park. I did nothing all day then at 5:30 my boss asked me to stay late. I didn't leave until 8:30. You may wonder what I did during this time...a whole lotta nothing. Someone please describe for me how wonderful it was. Don't leave anything out. I want the blood, the sweat...

 
At 11:11 AM, Blogger Paul said...

The Central Park Show was Awesome. Over 4,000 People Showed Up. They turned away a bunch because it was ovedrsold. It was really a blast and suprisingy the weather was awesome. I'll post a picture soon.

 

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