Top 5 Things My Mom Said While on Vacation to Visit Me in L.A.
Last Week My Mom and Stepdad Came to L.A. to Visit.We Spent a lot of Time in the Car Together.
Here are the Top 5 Things My Mom Said While We Drove around Town!
Here are the Top 5 Things My Mom Said While We Drove around Town!
1.) "Paul, let me ask you something when they make those films (re: porn) are they really erect or is that simulated?"
2.) "You know who I like? The Black Eyed Peas. But ONLY that one song!"
3.) "Is this the gay part of town? The guidebooks says, we'll know when we are in the gay part, but I can't tell"
4.) "I still don't think O.J. did it"
5.) "How Much Cocaine would I have to do to lose 10 pounds?"
2.) "You know who I like? The Black Eyed Peas. But ONLY that one song!"
3.) "Is this the gay part of town? The guidebooks says, we'll know when we are in the gay part, but I can't tell"
4.) "I still don't think O.J. did it"
5.) "How Much Cocaine would I have to do to lose 10 pounds?"
posted by Paul Scheer @ 1:50 PM
2 comments
2 Comments:
Ahahaha, that's great... I wanna hang out with your mom!
Hey so how much cocaine would someone actually have to do to lose 10 pounds?
Your mom is hot - tell her if she loses 10lbs I will stop lusting after her. Coke is a Joke!
Tell he rthe gay part of town is when your INSIDE and the guys take off their shirts.
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