Friday, July 28

Animation Experiment

New York Animator Scott Bateman, Has Challenged Himself to Make an Animated Film every Day for a Year on Day 338, He animated Jake Fogelnest on K-Rock and I talking about My Born Again Christian Mom and the Day She Made Me Throw out my Poison Album...Enjoy

Click Here For Animated Scheer

Friday, July 21

These Park Rangers are Better Than You!


The Upright Citizens Brigade at Central Park Summerstage was a Huge Success, with a sold out crowd of over 5,000 people we were really excited to perform. Unfortunately Rob Huebel and I were unable to host the show because we suffered from an extreme case of "Heat Exhaustion". Luckily the Head Central Park, Park Rangers, Gary Ann St. Clair and Jim Berdue were able to able diagnose our condition as being "LA Douchebags" and they finally agreed to take over hosting duties for us after repeatedly calling us both "huge pussies" for about an hour. We watched from the sidelines with huge bottles Vitamin Water (mine was 50 cent's Grape Juice which according to the label gives 100% of grape your body needs daily).

The Park Rangers were really informative, we all learned a lot. For example did you know there are over 750,000 deaths in Central Park each summer? Which means every other visitor in Central Park will end up dead (or horrible disfigured) in a park related accident from things like rogue frisbees to the throat, horse and carriage tramplings and most deadly those little sailboats flying out of the boat basin and fatally hitting people in the groin and labias.

So to prevent these accidents St. Clair and Berdue led the audience through some stretches...

This one was called Hard Core and it helped Strengthen Your Core


While This one was called, "Back to Basics" and it was a simple stretching exercise.

There were so many great acts that night, including Todd Barry, Sean Conroy, Rebecca Drysdale, Kristin Schaall, Jackie Clarke, and Aziz Ansari.

Unfortunately Jon Glaser could be there because he was too busy having his wife finger his asshole, but he sent a note and a picture.

J.D. Salinger even stopped by, as he is a huge fan of the Titte Brothers.

Unfortunately the Titte Brothers didn't like Jim Berdue too much as they shot him in the knee...I guess that's show business.

The Park Rangers also announced in an effort to make Central Park more "Hip/Extreme" they would rename certain areas...For example:

Sheeps Meadow is now called Fingerbang Fields
The Children's Carousel is now called DeathCirle
Strawberry Fields will now be called The Limp Bisquit Memorial Arboreteum
and Finally Beleveder Castle will Now be know as DRAGON CUM CASTLE

All in All it was a Fun Night!
(Thanks to theapiary.org for the amazing photos)

Tuesday, July 18

PaulScheer.Com Powered By Yawning Babies


PaulScheer.Com Has Been Totally Revamped

Monday, July 17

FREE SHOW CENTRAL PARK SUMMERSTAGE!


The UCB Theatre heads uptown to Central Park for a FREE night of stand-up and sketch comedy under the stars at the Central Park Summerstage.

WEDNESDAY, JULY 19
Show Time: 7:30pm
Doors open: 6:30pm

**SEATING IS FIRST COME, FIRST SERVE**

THIS SHOW IS FREE!

Location and Directions:
Central Park SummerStage is located at Rumsey Playfield in Central Park. Enter the park at 69th Street and 5th Avenue on the east side or at 72nd Street and Central Park West on the west side.

Subway:
East side: 6 train to 68th or 77th Streets

West side: 1, 2, 3, 9, B or C trains to 72nd Street

Saturday, July 15

Rejected Men's Health Articles


  • The Amazing Abs of the Al Qaeda
  • 379 Ways to Tell Fat, "To Go Fuck itself!"
  • Cloris Leachman Still Sexy at 80!
  • Why Tongue Kissing a Dude Doesn't Mean You're Gay!
  • Fitness Tips From a Fat Guy
  • Bench Pressing with Stanley Tucci
  • 79 New Places to Masturbate
  • Knitting - Do You Have all The Facts?
  • 13 Exercises for your "Junk"
  • EXCLUSIVE: Barry Manilow Answers Your Q&A's

Friday, July 14

Paul Scheer and Rob Huebel Give John Mcenroe Career Advice

Paul Scheer and Rob Huebel Used To Work on the Shortlived John McEnroe Talk Show on CNBC...No One Watched, Till Now....It's Live Being at the Museum of TV and Radio But Different.



And We're Back (Look For Special Appearance By John C McGinley (Scrubs) and Seth Myers (SNL)

Pre-Order Blackballed on DVD and Get an Autographed Poster!

Blackballed – The Bobby Dukes Story
PRE-ORDER THE DVD NOW!!!
Ladies and gentlemen, noble warriors. Can I have your attention, please? This is not the hour. This is not the minute, but the moment of reckoning is upon us. On July 25th, "Blackballed: The Bobby Dukes Story" will be available in stores everywhere on DVD!

The biggest, baddest improvised paintball comedy of the year is here with hilarious deleted scenes, never before seen outtakes and cast & crew commentary tracks. Don't miss the movie New York Magazine called, "Hilarious!" Ain't it Cool News says, "Corddry's rock solid and funny… I have been Dukilated!"

PRE-ORDER Blackballed now at www.blackballedthemovie.com and get a copy of the popular "Blackballed" poster that rocked the film festival world. The first 500 orders receive a limited edition copy, autographed by Bobby Dukes himself, Mr. Rob Corddry.

What are you waiting for? Apocalypse is at hand!





Product Description

Caught cheating and banned for ten years, paintball's first superstar Bobby Dukes ("The Daily Show with Jon Stewart's" Rob Corddry) is back to prove himself on the field that made him famous. But Bobby's dreams of recapturing his paintball glory are abruptly impaired when he finds that no one will join his team: to the paintball community he still is and always will be a cheater.

Assembling a team of misfits and paintball outcasts, Bobby is determined to win back his title...and his soul.

Starring
  • Rob Corddry ("The Daily Show", Blades of Glory)
  • Ed Helms ("The Daily Show")
  • Rob Riggle ("Saturday Night Live", "Arrested Development", "The Office", upcoming feature film Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby )
  • Paul Scheer ("Best Week Ever", upcoming feature film School For Scoundrels)
  • Dannah Feinglass ("Mad TV")
  • Rob Huebel ("Curb Your Enthusiasm", "Best Week Ever")

DVD Special Features:
  • Cast commentary with Rob Corddry, Paul Scheer and Rob Riggle
  • Filmmaker commentary with Brant Sersen, Brian Steinberg and Chris Lechler
  • Outtakes
  • Deleted Scenes
  • Bobby Dukes' Video Diary

"Blackballed: The Bobby Dukes Story is what Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story wanted to be: FUNNY." - DVDVERDICT.COM

Plus The Website Has a Bunch Of Cool Stuff, Games, Clip, AIM Icons

Thursday, July 13

The One Thing You Should Never Say to Gloria Estefan


Fuck You and Your Miami Sound Machine!

Wednesday, July 12

Neutral Milk Hotel Goes Hardcore

I'm a Big Fan of Siruis Satellite Radio and a Few Nights Ago Product Shop NYC's Blog Radio broadcast Featured Aziz Ansari with an exclusive phone interview with Neutral Milk Hotel's Jeff Mangum who talked about Working Out, Hunting and Killing His Enemies, and A New Vh-1 Reality Show!!!

Monday, July 10

In Case You Missed It: Some of My Favorite BWE Pieces

Here Are Some of My Favorite Pieces From The Last Few Months of Best Week Ever. Enjoy!



Hot Tub Tax Tips


Paul Versus Grace Park From the Sci-Fi Channel's Battlestar Galactica


Eli Roth, The Director of "Hostel" Guest Directs Upgrade Downgrade Celebrity Hat Edition on Best Week Ever.


My Trip to SXSW *New Footage*

Thursday, July 6

Fuck, Marry, Kill: Gene Hackman Edition



Fuck
Gene Hackman in Crimson Tide

Marry
Gene Hackman in Hoosiers

Kill
Gene Hackman in Superman IV: The Quest for Peace